Dave Ardent is a would-be writer and shambles, operating out of Scotland. He once ate an entire bag of Skittles and only threw up twice. As the sole owner and operator of ‘DAVE vs BRAIN’ he’s the one responsible for the content you’ll be reading on this site. He’d like to apologise profusely in advance.
When not scribbling out blog pages in third-person like a true megalomaniac, he’s into writing, video games, long walks and poor life choices. You can read the depressingly small amount of content he’s produced over the years over on Gribbly Monster Manufacture.